SEXUAL MOANING FROM MASSAGE PARLOR DISTURBING BIBLE STUDY NEXT DOOR ENDS IN MAJOR FINE
While I’ve never been a patron of the rub and tug adventures, I’ve always appreciated a good massage. But alas, I can attest that you don’t know which service you think you’re getting until, well, it’s obvious. But some massage parlors are all about the rub and tug servicing, if not even more. So I’m not sure what exactly the World Mission Society Church of God was thinking when they opened a bible study center (and yes, there are such things) right next to a business called Ocean Spa Massage Parlor on Kearny Villa Road in San Diego, in June 2022. Because it’s hard to focus on learning about the Written Word when you can hear moaning sounds right next door.
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But I can just picture a reading of the Washing of the Feet as someone next door gets those special knots loosened up all at once, with the commensurate sounds of moaning release to boot. Yet the church seems to have gotten the upper hand, so to speak, as the city has fined the massage parlor something fierce for their not so secret business practices. But to be fair, the massage parlor wasn’t trying, ah, too hard to hide their wares. Members of the church saw “masseuses” wearing “skimpy and sexually suggestive clothing,” and male bible studiers were encouraged to “come over and visit” the masseuses next door.
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But then there’s how members of the church would see people engaged in various sex acts in parked cars nearby, too. I think it’s fairly humorous, except for the fact that I’m sure the church was strategic in choosing their location next to the massage parlor only because they wanted to shutter a den of iniquity. But I’m sure they didn’t think it would take quite so long, and it’s enough to make the righteous left moaning, if not in satisfaction. As for the fines, they are nothing to shake a stick at in the amount of $50,000. And if they don’t hold to the terms, which I would assume means no more happy accidents of any kind, each of the massage parlor owners will have to pay another $550,000.
