CANADIAN DUMBASS GETS NAKED, JUMPS IN SHARK TANK
Police eventually identified the dumbass who stripped naked and jumped into a shark tank. It was at Ripley’s Aquarium in Toronto, Canada. The aquarium is near Dufferin Street and Saskatchewan Road. So who the hell strips naked and jumps into a shark tank? This dumbass Canadian, that’s who. This happened on a busy Friday a couple weeks ago. The Canadian dumbass entered the aquarium and went directly to stripping and jumping. But this was in front of a lot of people so of course there is video of this idiot’s antics. And that video went viral, with many people sharing it widely on social media. In one segment, everyone can now see the naked fool from one of the underwater tunnels. Sharks are swimming just below his feet in the footage.
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Another video shows the man swimming around the tank, with a crowd watching and laughing. You can also see the man climb out on a ledge and then jumping backwards into the water. And yes, naked. Use your imagination. Would anyone else like to imagine the dangers of splashing above sharks with perfect visibility? Eventually, security escorted the man out of view. So who is this Canadian dumbass? His name is David Weaver, from Nelson, British Columbia. The 37-year-old was also involved in another incident earlier that Friday. He was asked to leave the Medieval Times dinner theatre after he was unruly. Then he assaulted someone outside. Dumb. Ass.
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So Weaver left the Aquarium after he learned that someone called the police. He left so fast he left many of his clothes behind. Peter Doyle is the general manager at the aquarium. He said, “We’ve never had this occur before. This was incredibly dangerous. He jumped into an exhibit with live animals. Whether it’s a dog or a shark you don’t know how an animal will behave when spooked. It was incredibly ignorant. The welfare of our animals is paramount. This was a premeditated intentional act.”
Dumbass.
