IS YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY BORING? GET SOME KINK, AND WEAR A FACE MASK THAT SMELLS LIKE A VAGINA!
So it’s Valentine’s Day! Yay! Except, it’s a pandemic. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be young, dumb and full of come hither in these times. No safe parties. And definitely no safe hookups. And as for romance? It takes extra effort, unless you are one of the lucky few (as a couple) who are taking advantage of all that home alone time. But for most, everything is just an extra dose of boring. Well, when you’re not filled with anxiety. So if you find your Valentine’s Day to be in the boring category, here’s something to “spice” it up. How about a face mask that smells like a vagina?
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MY FACE MASK SMELLS LIKE A VAGINA AND NO ONE KNOWS I’M KINKY ON VALENTINE’S DAY
But no, this isn’t a joke. I’d use the term poor taste. But the puns I can use there, while pungent, are also pretty offensive to anyone who doesn’t ascribe to the XY mentality. Yet for people who are silly, inappropriate and the like, this might be a winner. But if you are into kink and fetish, this is a clear winner. And, well, it’s pretty much harmless. As long as you are not a super taster. And no, I’m not explaining that. Look it up. You’ll get it. But besides the need for extra humor, this pandemic has left all of us needing more distraction. And a face mask that smells like a vagina could be a winner for many.
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SMELLS LIKE A VAGINA FACE MASK MAKER USES HER OWN PERSONAL SPICE FOR NOSE TEASE
So who the hell came up with this idea? Well, someone who specializes in this, um, area. She goes by the handle “Cat.” She sells, you guessed it, panties, socks and masks on Snifffr. And if I have to explain that site’s name, you didn’t read the title or anything above. But you might be surprised. Cat has been selling face masks with the smells of vaginas for most of the pandemic. Cat says that they have been a winner. Evidently, there aren’t too many ways to get your kink on while you’re out and about in public. So where does the “smells” like a vagina come from? Well, from Cat. She wears the masks in her underwear.
Ok, I can’t resist. That’s one way to rub one out.
