2-Foot Eel Up Man’s Rectum Eats Through His Intestines

DEVIANT IN VIETNAM STUCK 2-FOOT EEL UP HIS RECTUM; IT ATE THRU HIS INTESTINES

Years ago, a friend referred me to a social media thread that listed the various things that people would stick up their backsides. At the time, I thought it was a variously stupid, funny, appalling and even horrific thread to read. There were pictures, sometimes even video, and often way too detailed explanations of what, when and oh, my god. Fortunately for me, the novelty didn’t last long and I stopped thinking about what people stuck up their collective rectum and what happened as a result. That is, until I heard about a man in Vietnam who put a 2-foot eel up his ass, and had to get emergency medical help when it moved up and started eating thru his intestines.

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EEL-UP-HIS-BUT MAN WENT FOR EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE WITH “SEVERE ABDOMINAL PAIN”

For one, we’re talking about an eel, here. I don’t care the circumstance, they’re absolutely icky. And that goes triple for sushi. So the idea of sticking one up your butt into your body makes no sense whatsoever to me. But this man, originally from India, went in desperation to at Duc University Hospital in Hanoi with “severe abdominal pain.” He told them he had an eel up his rectum. And yes, he put it there himself. And yes, that was also a lemon he stuck up his ass after the eel to prevent its escape. And then the pain got a lot worse. So doctors performed emergency surgery.

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DOCTORS PULLED THE EEL, POPPED THE LEMON, AND REMOVED PART OF MAN’S COLON

They were able to “pull out the eel,” and then “pop out” the lemon. Then the doctors closed the hole the eel made when it chewed though the man’s colon. But when things spill out of your intestines into your abdominal cavity, things get es-septic-ally bad. And to prevent that happening post-op, they removed part of the man’s upper colon. And if you think this 31-year-old man who stuck a 2-foot eel up his rectum is weird, you’re right. But another hospital in Vietnam had another eel up a butt case this past March! Though that one was only a foot-long. And, lastly, Hong Kong had its own case 20 years ago.

So please, for all our sakes, everyone please-please stop putting live eels up your butts.