Americans Smuggle Fruit Roll-Ups For TikTok Craze

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Americans Smuggle Fruit Roll-Ups For TikTok Craze

TIKTOK VIRAL CRAZE HAS AMERICANS SMUGGLING FRUIT ROLL-UPS INTO ISRAEL TO MAKE MONEY

I’m not too into TikTok.  I signed up shortly after it became a little bit of a thing.  But I’ve never really used it.  Though I must say I get TikTok spam emails all the time, and the titles don’t seem all that SFW.  So I have no clue that mixing Fruit Roll-Ups into ice cream has become a total viral craze because of TikTok.  I must have missed that email.  But this craze is real, and has led to some serious shortages of Fruit Roll-Ups in Israel.  So much so, that Americans are now attempting to smuggle the totally weird snack in large volume to meet the demand.

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TIKTOK CRAZE HAS CREATED A MASSIVE SHORTAGE OF FRUIT ROLL-UPS TO MIX INTO ICE CREAM

So why would Americans smuggle Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel?  To make a serious buck while the TikTok craze has demand so high.  It’s not like you can easily smuggle ice cream onto a plane, though there still seems to be plenty of that in Israel.  But yes, we’re talking about mark-up profits for a snack that make it worthwhile to smuggle.  Usually, a box of 10 Fruit Roll-Ups costs about $3.  But the craze has a single one of these stupid things selling for $8, or $80 a damn box.  That could be why one couple tried to smuggle in an astounding 375 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups in April.

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THANKS A LOT TIKTOK, NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLORE THIS STUPID CRAZE MYSELF

I’m going to hazard a guess and say that if they had gotten that astounding amount thru, it would have paid for their round trip tickets, and a sweet Tel Aviv luxury vacation to boot. Instead, they’re now listed as smugglers.  But not of drugs, no.  Fruit Roll-Up snacks!  So now I have to tell my wife, a self-proclaimed sugar addict, about this viral craze.  That means I’ll have to eat this silly snack mixed into ice cream in the next few days.

Thanks a lot, TikTok.

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