NASHVILLE NIGHT HILTON MANAGER SNUCK INTO ROOM, WOKE GUEST BY SUCKING ON THIER TOES
So there are all sorts of perils one can face when staying at hotels, or B&B’s or any sort of rent a bed place while traveling. Bed bugs, surveillance cameras, bad food, no hot water, crazy loud people next door, dirty rooms, etc. And, of course, you are paying for the privilege of facing these possibilities (or realities). So some people simply pay a little extra for amenities, and the assurance that they won’t suffer these inconveniences. And Hilton is a hotel chain that offers a lot or reassurance and amenities. Normally, that is. But some guests staying at the Hilton in Nashville were more than surprised to wake up to find the manager had snuck in to suck on their toes.
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And no, this isn’t an Onion piece! This really happened. Just imagine you’re nice and snug in a Hilton bed, with the nice bedding and privacy with that comfortable ambiance. You fell asleep knowing you’d wake up and face your next day (maybe a meeting or a flight out of Nashville) with a good night’s sleep and a solid tasty breakfast in your belly. But then in the middle of your well-earned and paid for sleep, you woke up instead to the Hilton night manager, 52-year-old David Neal, sucking on your toes? Yeah, bed bugs might have been a little less emotional trauma.
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HILTON MANAGER CLAIMED HE WAS IN ROOM BECAUSE HE SMELLED SMOKE, BUT NO FIRE AFOOT
David Neal, he Nashville Hilton night manager, had evidently made a copy of the room key so he could sneak in to test this guest’s pedicure with his teeth, tongue and lips. The guest, of course, called police. Neal, claimed that he had entered the room, but only because he supposedly smelled smoke and wanted to check on the guest to make sure they were ok. But Neal didn’t report the smell of smoke to security, and no one else smelled it. And I thought the saying went, if you smelt it, you dealt it! Now it’s if you smelt it, you sucked on a guest’s toes?
Police later arrested Neal at home on charges of aggravated burglary and assault.
