IDIOT MAINER MAN FACES STIFF JAIL TIME FOR LACING ICE CREAM WITH THC AT NEW HAMPSHIRE CAFE
Ice cream comes in almost too many flavors these days. I remember when having to choose at Baskin Robbins was almost a chore. That usually meant 3 scoops at least. How could you choose? But now there are more ice cream flavors than stars you can count in the sky on any given night, including with bugs. Ewww. But some flavors are a no-no, especially if your clientele are not aware of what they are consuming. And that brings us to a Mainer (a person in/from Maine) who could face up to 10 years in jail for lacing ice cream with THC.
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Now if THC sounds familiar, it should be. It’s the stuff that’s newly legal in many U.S. states that is the component of marijuana that gives you a buzz, gets you high, and gives you the munchies. You know, like craving French fries or, say, ice cream? The Mainer is one Marc Flore, and the 43-year-old was indicted on one count of tampering with consumer products. That means he put THC in a batch of coffee-Oreo ice cream at the Roots Café in Newmarket, New Hampshire. Now while that sounds like a good idea to me, I’d king of want to know exactly what kind of ice cream I was eating. And why I wanted more. Much, much more.
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A NUMBER OF UNSUSPECTING PATRONS WHO ATE THC ICE CREAM CHEKED THEMSELVES INTO HOSPITALS
But some folks didn’t appreciate the THC in what should have been Shirley Temple ice cream. That means ice cream with nothing but what you expect in it, or totally innocent ice cream. In fact, a bunch of folks who unsuspectingly ate from the batch felt ill afterwards. So much so, that more than a few of them checked into hospitals across the region who had “severe dizziness,” “weakness” and “exceptionally high heart rates.” Oops, I guess. That sounds like a lot of THC to me.
Too much of a buzz can itself be a buzzkill.
