IMPORTANT JOBS WHERE YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING DRUNK
A baggage handler for American Airlines recently got so drunk on the job that he fell asleep on a plane. Handling luggage isn’t the only important job where you can get away with being drunk. Many jobs throughout the world are visibly important and are given a lot of respect. Just think of congresspeople, scientists, and lawyers are just a few. If someone is considered to hold one of those jobs, everyone talking with them immediately respects that position. However, there are many positions in the world that are extremely important, but not quite as visible. So what can you do where it pays to be drunk?
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BAGGAGE HANDLER, IT PAYS TO BE DRUNK
One such job is being a baggage handler for an airline. A baggage handler carries everyone’s things and maintains their safety as they take flight through the sky and deny gravity its sovereignty. Unfortunately, a job such as this isn’t often lauded with respect. So that may be why a Kansas City based handler recently went to work so drunk that he fell asleep in a plane’s cargo hold as it was taking off, according to CNN. He soon woke up to find himself in Chicago, and the subject of many “Not in Kansas anymore” jokes. Such a job isn’t the only one where someone can get away with being drunk.
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SANITATION WORKER
One of the most fortunate parts of living in a first world country is the fact that we don’t have to dispose of our own garbage. We just have someone else do it for us. Due to the smell and isolation of the job, many garbage men and women could easily get away with doing the job drunk.
CUSTODIAL WORK
Another job all of us depend on is that of the janitor. They clean up our work-places and also solve math problems on MIT chalk boards. However, much of this work is done at night, so if you have a drinking problem, this is likely the job for you.
