KANSAS CITY, NAKED MAN ON ATV, POLICE CHASE DRAMA
Kansas City, we hardly knew ya! Last weekend one man made quite the spectacle of himself for all to se in the city of Kansas City. One, the man was naked. Two, the man was on a yellow ATV. Three, the naked man on the yellow ATV led police on a crazy chase for more than an hour on Sunday afternoon. So much for getting stuck behind a Sunday driver! But of course, you wouldn’t want to be anywhere near an idiot like this naked man on the road. It was quite the police chase.
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY WAS NAKED MAN ON ATV GOING FREE WILLY
The police chase took place in the Northland area and started at about 2:20 in the afternoon. Police had received a report of “a suspicious activity.” Specifically, there were reports of a naked male on an ATV spotted near the address of 8400 Northeast Sam Ray Road in Kansas City, North. The police responded and the chase was on. In a surprise to absolutely no one, police suspect that the man was under the influence of drugs. You think? I think so. So do you.
NUDE SPORTSMAN WENT BARE ASS ON HIGHWAY, THE WRONG WAY
At first the man was able to elude police for a bit of time in a field located by Northeast Shoal Creek Parkway and Missouri 152. But he eventually escaped thru a break in a fence. Police chased him south on Northeast Shoal Creek heading towards the Kansas City regional Police Academy. But he then circled back and got onto Interstate 435. But the naked bandit headed south, driving into oncoming traffic on the Northbound side.
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EPIC CHASE FINALLY ENDS, POLICE GET TO SUBDUE NAKED IDIOT
People saw the naked man swerving around. He drove on the shoulder, in the median and also directly into oncoming traffic. This sounds like it must have been a challenging situation for police, to say the least. At Missouri 210 the man circled back north, heading in the correct direction to westbound Missouri 210. He took the exit at Northeast Birmingham Road. Fortunately, police were then able to arrest him at roughly 3:45. They caught him at the Cerner Corp. Riverport Campus, which evidently was the former location of Sam’s Town Casino. At last the police chase was over and the public was no longer at risk.
POLICE CHASE A SPECTACLE ALL OVER TOWN
Authorities promptly sent an ambulance to the location as there was clearly something wrong with the man. One witness named Jess Fishell from Independence was driving south on Interstate 435. When he was near the Worlds of Fun amusement park he saw a “swarm” of police coming up fast from behind. He didn’t know what was going on at first, but then he saw the ATV on the other side of the median, driving the wrong way. “Some cars really had to swerve to get out of his way,” he said. Fishell managed to shoot some video from his phone as the chase sped by.
