LAUREN BOEBERT STRONGLY DENIES AFFAIR WITH COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER AS SHE DIVORCES HUSBAND
Lauren Boebert. I better start early here and make it clear that I’m not a fan. To describe why would take about 3,000 more words than I have time to write, and would be beside the point. But I don’t care for her, and never will. Yet I’ve never really written about her, her antics, or the radioactive wasteland her words leave wherever she goes. But this is a domestic piece, which is noteworthy and a little different. Boebert is fiercely denying she is, or has had, an affair with a country music singer literally as she divorces her husband.
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DID LAUREN BOEBERT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER SEAN FEUCHT?
Did she have an affair with country music singer Sean Feucht? I have no idea. I don’t care, and shudder to think of any visuals that might entail. But I must say it’s odd that she feels the need to deny such a rumor before it’s, well, a rumor. When someone does that, it’s almost like they’re trying real, real hard to get the first word in before the situation goes viral against them. But who knows? What is for certain is that Lauren Boebert and her husband Jayson -they have 4 kids together- are getting a divorce. One would have to also wonder if an affair with a country music star would make that divorce…. somewhat challenging for someone like Lauren Boebert.
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Even better? The optics aren’t good, beyond what I have already described. Country music singer Sean Feucht is a right-wing Christian icon. So if any Biblical readings happened between the sheets it’s not good for anyone’s brand here. But alas, good white right-wing Christians can screw the pooch (not making any allegories here) and all they have to do is perform contrition and how they begged God for forgiveness and their brand seems to be fine. But in this case I have no idea what will happen for Lauren Boebert. I don’t know what her brand is, or how that prostituted cesspool could be any murkier.
But I’m all in to find out.
