THAT MANSION FROM THE 1ST EPISODE OF SCHITT’S CREEK IS ON SALE! JUST $15 MILLION
So I’ve watched, like, maybe two episodes of Schitt’s Creek. Surely you’ve heard of it? It’s now won awards and has much more than its initial critical success because of the pandemic. But my wife was all over it from the beginning. And yes, that’s why I know of it at all. And, in particular, I know the first couple episodes, which is what this story is all about. In the very beginning, we learn about the rich, main characters who lose it all. And the mansion they in total fiction lived in is now for sale for the paltry sum of $15 million.
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SCHITT’S CREEK MANSION IS A SLUMBER PARTY IN THE MAKING, WITH 12 BEDROOMS
And no, that paltry notation is not a joke, like every single episode of Schitt’s Creek. This mansion is a veritable beast of a grand residence. That’s why it was in the show, letting us know just how much this rich family had to lose. The residence boasts over 24,000 square feet. Built in the 17th Century in Canada, it features 12 bedrooms and 16 bathrooms! Shoot, you could spend less than 3 nights a month in each room on rotation! And as for the bathrooms, I’ll let you be your own judge about that. I mean, some people eat way more fiber than others, right?
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WANT A FOYER WITH SISTINE CHAPEL LIKE FRESCOES? THE SCHITT’S CREEK MANSION HAS IT ALL
So if you want to have a little gander for yourself, you can have a look at the link below. Because there’s more to see. Like the central foyer with Sistine Chapel like frescoes? I mean, how any people do you know whose homes have more than one foyer? And know how to pronounce the word foyer? And if you already love Schitt’s Creek, you totally have to check it out. Because you already know all about the Rose family, and this place couldn’t be more of a contrast to the town of Schitt’s Creek as a fall from grace. Hey, someone is totally buying it, and soon. Have a look! And oh, that’s 15 million bucks in US dollars. Nearly 20 million in Canadian!
