AUSSIE DOC GETS FINED FOR TAKING AND SHARING PICS OF A PATIENT’S SWASTIKA PENIS TATTOO
This is an unusual story, for a host of reasons. First off, it includes a doctor from Down Under who’s in trouble for taking pics of a patient’s “Down Under.” Second, that latter down under reference is to a patient’s Swastika penis tattoo, or more rather the pics the Aussie Doc took of said member of a, ah, Nazi member. And assuming that last membership is accurate, it probably is, as the patient with a hate symbol tattoo down there was a patient only because the bomb they were trying to build went off prematurely. The doctor got fined for his photographic exploits.
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PATIENT WITH SWASTIKA PENIS TATTOO WAS INJURED WHEN A BOMB HE WAS BUILDING BLEW UP
See? It is rather an unusual story. The man with the Swastika penis tattoo is a suspected terrorist, mostly because he was building a bomb, which isn’t something most normal people do, regardless of their questionable (or lamentable) body paint choices. But despite the obvious schadenfreude humor involved, it’s quite the no-no for a medical professional to take such a dicpic, and it’s quite another for them to then share said dicpic with anyone else. So it’s not unusual to then hear that fines would be a result of said dicpic taking and sharing.
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DOCTORS, PLEASE RE “MEMBER” NOT TO TAKE DICPICS OF PATIENTS IN INDUCED COMAS
The man, patient and quite possibly a terrorist sustained pretty serious injuries, requiring intubation and an induced coma for a week. And during that week, said doctor treated the Swastika penis tattoo patient likely terrorist and realized there was something strange on the man’s Down Under. So he took a literal dicpic, which is pretty bad. But then he went and shared it with someone else. So when the Queensland Civil And Administrative Tribunal found out, they quickly ruled that the doctor deserved a fine of $10,000.
Now that’s one expensive dicpic the likes of which I hope none of us have to see.
