PRIEST, TWO HOT LADIES UNDER ARREST FOR THREESOME SEX ON HIS CHURCH’S ALTAR
So what the hell is up with this story? I’m is totally confusing. And it’s exciting. I mean, look at this situation. First off, we’re talking about a Catholic priest getting it on. Second, we’re talking about a Catholic priest getting it on in a threesome. Third, we’re talking about a threesome on the church’s altar! I kinda want to look at this guy as a hero. Well, sort of. It is a travesty, to be sure. But man, what a way to, well, defrock yourself in style. But I’m not clear on what crime he committed. Even in Austin, Texas. Well, except in the eyes of the lord. It’s sex, for God’s sake. Well, not in this case, maybe.
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SURE, THE ALTAR IS A CRAZY SEX FOR BREAKING CHASTITY, BUT UNDER ARREST?
But really, that isn’t clear to me, either. Church officials will have an opinion, certainly. But God? To be honest, you’d have to pray and get your own impression. But this priest had sex with consenting, adult women. Sigh, two of them. Not children. And we all know the history of the Catholic church covering up thousands of those child rapes. And, the odds are some of those happened in church, too. Maybe even on the altar. But a threesome with consenting adults? Why is this priest, the 37-year-old Travis Clark, under arrest?
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PASSERBY SAW THEM GETTING IT ON ON THE ALTAR, RECORDED VIDEO FOR POLICE
Someone happened to walk buy and look in the window on the night the three were getting it on. The three were the priest, 23-year-old Melissa Cheng, and 41-year-old porn star Mindy Dixon. See? He’s kind of a hero. Because it’s a total sexual fantasy made real. Well, until police arrest you, that is. But the passerby also recorded the three in the act on his cell phone and gave the video to police. But police say these were obscene acts that were visible from the street and arrested all three. I don’t even beg to disagree. If you have sex in your home and someone peeps in the window, does that make it an obscene act? What’s the definition of obscene? Damn, I wish that was me?
Sigh. The priest is no longer a priest, of course. And an Archbishop, um, came by a few days later to re-sanctify the altar. There’s no word if he had two helpers for parity.
