RUSSIA’S WAGNER GROUP DESPERATE TO RECRUIT UKRAINE WAR CANNON FODDER, TRIES AD ON PORNHUB
Well, morale has always been a really important factor when it comes to being in a war. If your troops are glum for too long, they really don’t fight effectively. This has been true as long as there has been war. But when a war is going badly, morale tends to suffer quite a bit. And when the people who are running the war don’t have great strategy, soldiers know as they tend to die needlessly. And that can make even getting more soldiers challenging. This is certainly true for Russia and their war in Ukraine. It’s even a problem now for their Wagner Group, which is made all the more obvious with the recruitment ad it posted on Pornhub.
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WAGNER GROUP AD ATTEMPT CAPTIONS, “DON’T WHACK OFF, GO WORK FOR PMC WAGNER”
Yes, Pornhub! And the ad, as shortly as it lasted, was a doozy. The ad, said, “Don’t whack off, go work for PMC Wagner.” In other words, you can be doing things much more fun than masturbating to mass-produced porn. Why not get paid to go kill some people in Ukraine and be a real man? It makes you wonder who their target audience is, doesn’t it? The Wagner Group belongs to Yevgeny Prigozhin, one of the surviving Russian oligarchs. The group initially had a lot of cannon fodder in the form of Russian convicts who were freed in exchange for going to fight in Ukraine. Most of them are dead now, so Prigozhin is looking for more bodies to be dead bodies.
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PORNHUB DOESN’T ALLOW POLITICAL ADS, SO WAGNER GROUP MASTURBATION RECRUITMENT AD GONE
But Pornhub doesn’t allow and politically related ads, and quickly pulled this one from circulation online. The ad was a mini-video, with a blonde woman twirling a large lollipop in her red lipstick mouth. A sultry woman’s voice then coos, “We are the f–king coolest private army in the world. We are recruiting fighters from all regions of Russia. Don’t whack off, go work for PMC Wagner.” Then a phone number associated with the Wagner Group appears for hard up men out of lubricant to call. Fortunately, the ad only ran briefly. Briefer than a stolen celebrity sex tape, that’s for sure.
